Purple Tinted Glasses

Bea: Hey, do you wanna look in this mug and see if the spider is still in it?
Will: Really?
Bea: Uh, Yeah. It’s been in there for a week now.
Will: You’re asking the arachnophob to see if the spider is still in the cup?
Bea: Mmm, hmm.
Will: …
Bea: Ok fine… (opens mug and closes quickly while holding arms length away) … uuughh. It’s STILL ALIVE! Man that’s a big one.
Will: Wait. You knew there was a spider in there. You knew how big it was. And you still asked me to look in there anyway?
Bea: Well, yeah.
Will: Seriously…. (insert more that points out my extreme insensitivity to my boyfriend’s fear of spiders)…

Spider’s still in the mug, btw.